The Last Frontier's Guide to Marriage is written by a bachelor living in the harsh winter isolation of Alaska. Most Alaskan males are experts on maintaining lasting relationships due to the incredibly low odds of getting a second chance (or a first for that matter) at a relationship with a women in the predominately male population. Unlike the equally popular Alaskan methods of either enslaving a bride in chains or living in remote isolation so the loving bride can not escape, the author details methods that help the groom weave golden threads of love into his bride's heart. His philosophy is that a wife can always learn to pick a lock or charter a plane, however no woman is capable of breaking the binding embroidery in the cloth of love.
You will enjoy the author's entertaining tales of miscommunication such as the time he chased his date around the kitchen with a broom after she declared her longing to be swept off her feet. Another time he took Mary Jane to the local national guard's armory so they could stargaze from the torrent of a battle tank after hearing she was hoping for a night in shining armor. After reading this book you will be awed at the authors comical dating snafos and his amazing lack of experience.
Other works by the author include the theoretical thesis Catching a Girl with a Fly Fishing Rod, the documentary Why Clam Digging is a Bad First Date, and the revolutionary and incredibly limited catalogue Mail Order Brides for the Modern Alaskan Male.
Editor's Note: This book has been printed on extra large pages and is safe to be consumed, making it an excellent liner for your hamster's cage.